Ohio MeatGrinder Poetry Slam 2025

It's Here!!

The tournament is Sat., July 19, 2025 at Kafe Kerouac (2250 N. High St., Cols., OH). Events are FREE to attend.

Teams!

The number of bouts and times have adjusted slightly. You probably don't care because you'll be there all day anyway, but here is the new schedule for the competition that isn't a competition:

Team Orientation = 11:30 am - 12:30

Bout 1 = 12:30 pm

Bout 2 = 3:00 pm

Finals = 8:00 pm

After Party (at Streetlight Guild) = 9:30ish - 1:00 AM

Updated schedule

Register now! Registration is $150.

Not that anyone is hoping to win or anything, here's the prize money:
1st place $150
2nd place $75
3rd place $37.50
4th place $18.75








Hosts

A Word from the Hosts

The poetry slam is a proud, long-standing poetry tradition. For over 40 years poetry slams the world over have changed the face of the art form all over the planet. The Ohio MeatGrinder Slam operates in the spirit of the roots of Slam, putting a good time had by all above all other considerations. To this end, we’ve opted to install only a handful of rules and to distill the experience of a true roots-based poetry slam into one soul-packing day of poetry … no drama, no fuss.

We will have a morning get-together, orientation, preliminary bouts, finals and an after party all in the span of one day. That’s where the grind comes in. It’s like a Slam festival but without all of the workload, demands and infrastructure that larger festivals require. You come, you enjoy the shows, you go home. Please tip your bartender.

This event is about allowing poets to play with the form of poetry in ways that traditional slam competitions often prohibit. You might see a team with props or in costume or playing instruments during a poem. The goal of the poets is to engage you and we encourage them to do so as they see fit, while still attempting to bring honest and earnest poems to the stage and without turning all of this into an actual competitive agenda. We don’t care about who wins and we’re largely disinterested in creating an environment in which anyone else does either.

Ohio and the rest of the Midwest is home to a great many phenomenal poets and writing traditions. We want to celebrate those artists and legacies. It is our hope that you witness every manner of voice, story, and emotion that we can fit into one day, and that you walk away happy to have been part of a truly unique and profound artistic experience whether you be an audience member or a competing poet.

See you at the slam!

Louise Robertson & Scott Woods
Founders – The Ohio MeatGrinder Slam






Rules

  1. Original work only.
    If you didn’t write it, don’t perform it.
  2. Teams of 3 poets or more.
    Play ‘em however you want, but you need at least 3 to show up.
  3. 5 judges scoring from 0-10, may use 1 decimal place.
    We drop the high and low and add the 3 in the middle.
  4. Solos, duets, trios and quartets are allowed.
    Who wrote it? Don’t care.
  5. You got 3 minutes.
    No grace period. If you go over, we take half a point for every 10 seconds. If you go to 4 minutes your whole poem gets a zero.








Schedule

Everything is at Kafe Kerouac (2250 N. High St., Columbus, OH) unless otherwise noted.

TEAMS!

The number of bouts and times have adjusted slightly. You probably don't care because you'll be there all day anyway, but here is the new schedule for the competition that isn't a competition:

TEAM ORIENTATION = 11:30 am - 12:30

BOUT 1 = 12:30 pm

BOUT 2 = 3:00 pm

FINALS = 8:00 pm

After Party (at Streetlight Guild) = 9:30ish - 1:00 AM

Saturday, July 19, 2025 – all day - The MeatGrinder. Events are free to attend. See registration for participating.

10am-11:30amRegistration Brunch.
Join us for brunch at Kafe Kerouac. Official names of team and names of poets will be written down. Talk. Hug. Plot your poetic strategies for that magical moment when you hope one of your best friends in the world doesn't do as well as you do <3.
11:30amTeam Orientation.
This is for the teams. You need to be there to get your badges, find out the scoop, ask questions and realize there's no 10 second grace period on the poems. Rules.
12:30pmPrelim Bout 1
The first round of magic happens here. Joseph Harris is our host again this year. All bouts are free.
3:00pmPrelim Bout 2
The second round of magic happens here. Joseph Harris is our host again this year. All bouts are free.
6:00-8 pmDinner Break.
On your own.
8-10 pmFinals.
Continuing magic! Top four teams go to finals. Still free! These poets have clawed their way through and ascended the five full inches to the finals stage. We salute you!
10 pmAfter Party at Streetlight Guild, 1367 E. Main St., Cols., OH.
Food! Drink! House party style action! Free to the public!







Teams

We'll put new information up as soon as we have it. Note: It'll be 3-poet teams again this year. No indies.

List of teams:








Team
Registration

Team Registration $150

Registration in now open for July 19, 2025

Step 1: Before July 10, 2025 (after July 10, contact us), pay the registration fee of $150 by cashapp or paypal to:

PayPal: streetlightguild@gmail.com
CashApp: $streetlightguild

Step 2: When paying, be sure to note your home city and state and a contact email.
You don't need a cute team name or to know which poets are on your team yet. We just need to keep track of the teams.






Press

When we get some press, we're putting the links here.

  1. Always unpredictable MeatGrinder Poetry Slam provides poets a ‘canvas you can throw paint against’, August 2024
  2. 27 things to do the weekend of July 21 [ the Ohio MeatGrinder is one of them ], July 2017
  3. Event puts poets through MeatGrinder, July 2016

 




Sponsors

Streetlight Guild
 




Previous winners

2025 1st place: Cabbage Patch Kids (Columbus), Christina Szuch, Tim Biggers, Sophie
2nd Ill Intentions (Columbus), Princess, Mitch, Shawn
3rd 3 Blind Mice but Make It Sexy (Columbus), Su Flatt, Zach Hannah, Doug Cuckler
4th The Gay Agenda (Dayton), Adelia, Dante, Polly, Ayesha

2024 1st place: Loudish and Saddish (New Hampshire), Christopher Clauss, Matthew Richards, William James
2nd Hug It Out (Atlanta, Chicago, Pittsburgh), Karen G., Billy Tuggle, Torli Bush
3rd Green Eggs, & Slam (Columbus), Robert Hess, Anna Shenogina, Caidyn Bearfield
4th Beautiful Bumblefucks (Columbus), Christina Szuch, Princess, Dino Daddy, Dillon Merrit

2019 1st place: 1st We Duh Bad Bitches, Bruh (Cleveland)
2nd Three Quarters Black Mirror (Columbus)
3rd This Is Not a Slam Team, You Dorks (Columbus)
4th Hairbo Starmix (Columbus)

2018 1st place: Freshwater Wordsmiths (Detroit): Deonte Osayande, Prostell Thomas, Kevlar Africa, Clarity Levine
2018 2nd place: Dayton Poetry Slam (Dayton): The Poet Y, Lexie, The Bars Kid, Dillon Allen
2018 3rd place: Sounds Like a Personal Problem (Columbus): Alexis Mitchell, Ed Plunkett, Andy Anderson, Bill Abbott, Jaison Tremain

2017 1st place: Butter Twerk (Cleveland): Ephraim Nehemiah, Akeemjamal Rollins, Damien McClendon, Christine Howey
2017 2nd place: Black Bars and Battle Scars (Columbus): Mathias Jackson, Shameaca Moore, Tripp Fontaine, Matthew Vaughn
2017 3rd place: Harriet's Shotgun (Columbus and beyond): Izetta Nicole, Barbara Fant, Tiffani Smith, Chauncey Beaty
2017 4th place: Fuck Your Competitive Bullshit (Columbus): Su Flatt, Zach Hannah, Nathan Cintax, Ryan Javery

2016 1st place: Team Ratchet (Columbus): Siaara Freeman, Rachel Wiley, Meaca Moore, Brittany Rodgers
2016 2nd place: Dayton Poetry Slam (Dayton): Link Schreiber, Johnathan Gallienne, Professor X, Nate Tipton
2016 3rd place: No Means No (Columbus): Su Flatt, Nathan Cintax, Gray Clark, Sara Trattner

2015 1st place: Writers' Block Slam Team 2015 (Columbus): Nathan Cintax, Mathias Jackson, Betsy Clark, Janel Taylor, Ephraim Nehemiah
2015 2nd place: Slippery Nipple (Columbus): Su Flatt, Calla Thomas, Sara Trattner, Katrina K.

2014 1st place (Columbus): Shug Avery's Bath Water: Scott Woods, Izetta Nicole Thomas, Siaara Freeman, Searius Addison
2014 2nd place: Pussy Power (Columbus): Betsy Clark, Calla Thomas, Louise Robertson, Katrina K.